The pantry raider learns to destroy evidence

Tonton and I regular took count of our food store. Some days, I couldn't find any beer in the fridge, and is annoyed that Tonton have had the last bottle. On other days, Tonton looked in the pantry and wondered where that new packet of Sweet Chilli Chips has gone. "But I just bought that 2 days ago!" We accused each other in jest, "I found a thief in the house..."

This morning, Tonton wanted to put some blueberries into his yogurt. There were no blueberries in the fridge. "Ah... Jappy must have used it to bake blueberry muffins last night!" So he happily search around the kitchen for the muffins. They were no where in sight, not on the bench tops, not even in the oven. He was puzzled.

I woke up an hour later and took out the cookbook to the page about "Blueberry muffins". Lalala... Milk, tick. Butter, tick. Flour, tick. Blueberries? I opened the fridge and couldn't find any.

Tonton and I were puzzled. Where are the blueberries?

"Have you seen the blueberries, EggEgg?" "EggEgg eat!"

"What about the leftovers?" "All finish!"

"All finish? Where is the box?" "In the big garbage bin."

Destroyed all the evidence at the crime scene?! Surely he has learnt well.

It turned out that there is a new food thief in the house: EggEgg! Every morning while we are sleeping in, EggEgg dragged a stool and have the entire pantry all to himself. Ah, paradise! To keep baby quiet, he would even give some of his stash to Cola. One day, there were cheese biscuits all over the kitchen floor. Another day, he has his mouth full of M&M coating. We had enough of pantry robberies in a week, so Tonton had no choice but to move every food item even higher up on the pantry shelf.