A poo story

Overheard conversation between the 3-year-old and the 1-year-old (as I lay in bed trying to sleep-in.)

Act 1. Scene 1.

Sounds of kids merrily playing trucks on the coffee table at 8am, interrupted by an announcement.

EggEgg: "I am going to do a poo poo now. Ok? I will come back later and play with you. Ok?"

Cola : "Nay..."

EggEgg: "Now don't cry. Ok? I will come back later after poo poo. If we don't fight and we don't cry, later Mami will give us a reward."

Act 1. Scene 2.

A few moments later in front of the toilet door. Cola is standing at the doorway. EggEgg is perched on top of the WC, in the style of a Spiderman.

EggEgg: "Don't come in. Go out."

Cola : "Nay..."

EggEgg: "Wait for me outside. Just a while. My poo poo is smelly. After I finish poo poo, I will play with you."

Act 1. Scene 3.

An hour later when the lazy mum has finally decide to get out of bed.

Mami: "Did you poo this morning?"

EggEgg: "Yes I poo-poo this morning."

Mami: "Did you wipe your bottom?"

EggEgg: (with pride in his voice) "Yes I wiped. Two times with tissue, just like Mami taught me yesterday."