Shopping center fiasco

A transcript of my MSN conversation with Tonton as soon as I got back from the shopping center:

We're back.
What a complete disaster!


Cola whinged from the moment we step off the car, until now after we came back.


Leisure trip? Leisure my arse. I want to sell those stupid kids.

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We bought Subway roll for lunch but Cola insisted, 'Cola wants cookie, want cookie, want cookie.


Then we ate outside the BreadTop shop, the shop owner came out and said its their chair and we should not eat other shop's food.


Finally she allowed me to sit but warned me not to make a mess.
Not to make a mess with Subway lunch? She must be kidding!


I wiped the table and floor and kept reminding the kids 9999 times to eat carefully.


Then aha!  EggEgg dropped half of the bread on the floor!
Why can't EggEgg concentrate when he eat?


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Afterwards I went back to Wollies supermarket,
Bobo start crying and everyone pity him coz he's in the supermarket trolley.


Then Cola also want to get inside the trolley. He started whinning, "Cola want tolley, want trolley, want trolley'.


And EggEgg used his hands to touch every item on the shelf.
And Cola stuck his hands into his nappy while walking.


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Then great, Cola start crying and walking in an opposite direction from me, crying loudly, so everyone in the supermarket started to pity him, thinking he's a lost kid.


People start asking me, 'Is that your son?'
I replied 'Yes, he's for sale. Do you want to buy him?'


The woman was not amused, "You need to try harder" 
I guess I got no potential buyer?"



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Then the best finale.


The escalator outside Wollies supermarket was not working, so i have to take the lift behind the fish shop...


As soon as i turn around, with a trolley full of groceries, Cola's gone!


Great! Now I have to go hunting for that stupid kid.
Have to retrace the steps.


A chinese woman saw us and said, "Have you lost a kid? There's one at the information counter."


And I found Cola there, happy happy with the counter chick, holding a lolly!
He even showed me that stupid lolly, smiling all the way into the car.


I offered the information counter girl the "buy one get one free" offer but she also didn't want to buy either. 
She kept saying, "They're too cute"... Cute? my arse



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I feel like chopping up that stupid guy. So where is he now? Down in the rumpus.


Your lovely son... such a great guy, so much fun!


I need alcohol tonight. 
And I need a lie down now. Bye.