Bible stories

"Look at me, I'm an Egyptian!"  EggEgg began to run around the house half naked after his bath.

"No, you're a slave.  I am the Egyptian, and so I shall whip you proper now unless you put on some clothes now."

After the children's baptism, we have been given a few copies of children's Bible.  They have become our favourite story book at the moment. David and Jesus, Noah and Joseph, they have remember them all.

"I'm Jesus's mummy!" 

"I'm Jesus's daddy!" 

Cola and EggEgg wrapped a towel over their head, and suddenly they became a bunch of ancient giggling Jews.