Help, I've got worms in my blanket!

This morning, two worms squirmed into my warm cozy blanket. They called themselves the "Blanket worm". They are afraid of sunlight and loves the warm dark parts of the bed underneath the blanket.

"Feed us! We're hungry!" The blanket worms demanded.

So I threw in some invisible banana peels and veggie scraps to the worms.

"Yum yum. What is this? Ah, I wanna kiss the little sister and brother inside your tummy."

And so the blanket worms crept onto my belly and sucked on my flesh. One of the worms got too carried away and even started biting.

"Hmm... Legs? I don't like legs. Let's chop them off." So the blanket worms took out a mighty chainsaw and noisily sawn off my legs.

I need an escape plan, so I yelled, "Breakfast! Breakfast! Who wants breakfast? Cereals and yogurt, raisin toast and orange juice. Hurry get your own cups and plates!"

Within a minute, my bed was free of worms once again.