Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The sound of a tantrum (post-script)

Tonton foresee a future utilizing two-year-olds in the police crime investigation department:

The suspect is brought before the 2yo officer.
2yo Officer: Where were you on the night of the crime scene?
Suspect: (remained silent)


2yo Officer: Where were you? Where were you? Where were you aaaaaargh?
Suspect: (Slightly agitated.)

2yo Officer: I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you!!
Suspect: Please stop shouting.
2yo Officer: I will not stop shouting. I will not stop shouting. I will not stop shouting, aaaaaaargh!!

Suspect:  I forgot where I was.
2yo Officer: Why did you forget? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why!!


The Suspect's fingerprint sample is put on table.
2yo Officer: Are these yours?
Suspect: I don't know.
2yo Officer: They are yours. They are yours. They are yours. They are yours!!

Suspect: Ok, I give up. I admit guilty to everything. Please take me away from this madman! Help~

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