One-act-play, coming soon to a theatre near you.

2 rogues burst into the bathroom while I was having a hot bath with Bobo.

EggEgg: Hi, we are here to visit you!
(Bobo continue to lie lazily on my chest, eyes barely widen to see what the commotion is all about.)

EggEgg: (Lay down a plastic dagger on my bathtub edge.)  Please keep an eye on this knife for me. I want to take a pee. (Pulls down his pants and pee in the toilet right next to my bathtub.)

Mami: (Chuckle)  Yeah, who's gonna steal your crummy plastic knife?

EggEgg: Cola might take it. Here he comes!
(to Cola) Where do you want me to stab you?

Cola: Here! Here! Stab my tummy! (Pokes at his pot-belly)

EggEgg: 插!插! Stab, stab!

Cola: 扑... 暈咗! Bok, fainted!  (Falls down and lie flat on the wet bathroom floor) 

EggEgg: (Continue to poke his back with the plastic dagger.)  You have died for too long. How long are you going to die for?

Cola: 包包OK喇! Cola is alright now! (Resurrect himself and jumps up.)

EggEgg: Do you want me to stab you again? Yes? You want? How many times do you want to die?

Cola: (Step back to avoid the dagger.)  包包死晒喇! Cola has died totally already.


*Applause... what a drama. I'm glad there's live entertainment even when I'm soaking in a hot bath.*