We just discovered that our son EggEgg has super-vision akin to that of superman. He can spot a Wiggles poster from across 2 shop fronts away, hung on a shelf 3 meters high. He can scan the entire DVD rack within and point out a Wiggles DVD hidden within the other hundreds of "rubbish" within 0.005 seconds. He can smell the Wiggles branded biscuits, nappies, toys from a 5 meter radius. (What is his brain stuffed with?!)
In comparison, EggEgg's mum (me!) can't even vacuum the floor without putting on her eyeglasses. Tonton joked, "Why does your son have super xray vision, whereas you are quite blind?"
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These days, the Wiggles is EggEgg's hero.
Telling him to eat his favourite snack slowly, EggEgg obeyed immediately and announced, "好似 Wiggle 咁! Just like the Wiggles!" (Refer to: "Race to the Rainbow DVD" where the yellow wiggle is telling the blue wiggle to chew his food properly.)
Telling him to wash his hands thoroughly with lots of soap bubbles, EggEgg scrubbed vigorously, "好似 Wiggle 咁! Just like the Wiggles." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDe3wmOLvk0)
"好似 Wiggle 咁!" EggEgg proudly proclaims every time he does a good job.
Luckily, those 4 men in strange skivvies seemed to be a good role model for kids. (I dread the day when EggEgg start smashing all his toys and bashing up his little brother, "Just like the Transformers!")
Long live the Wiggles!
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