Dumb and dumber

EggEgg walked past my bedroom and whispered, "Good morning Mami, it's almost 8 o'clock!"
"Mmmm..." I gave an acknowledgement with eyes still closed, cuddling baby Bobo still.

He turned into the toilet and found Cola sitting on the loo.  "Hey, I woke up at 8 o'clock today. What time did you wake up, Cola?"

"Hmm... Cola wake up at... 1 o'clock ah... big brother, and Cola is having a poo poo now."

"1 o'clock? You poo until now?"  EggEgg is puzzled. (He has no idea that Cola has not figure out how to read the clock yet.)  "1 o'clock is nighttime. People wake up usually at 8 o'clock like now. Sometimes they wake up late at 10, or 11, like Mami, but you can't wake up at 1 o'clock!"

"Cola woke up at 1 o'clock!" he insisted. "Cola is having poo poo, it's smelly, gor gor. Go outside."

"Not smelly!"  EggEgg's sense of smell is really bad.
"Smelly!"
"Not smelly!"
"Smelly!"
What can I do but to smile under the blanket cover.

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A little while later, Tonton walks past the toilet and found Cola on the loo.
"Do you want me to help you wipe your bum?"

Cola replied, "No need. Cola have already wiped bum by himself.  See?"

"Well, have you washed your hands yet?"
"Oh... Cola have forgotten tim!"

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The boys are having their breakfast.
"I'm the milk-pouring MACHINE!"
"No, I'm the milk-drinking MACHINE!"
"I'm the cake-eating MACHINE!"

"Well have you washed your hands yet, Cola?"
"Oh... Cola have forgotten tim!"  This 3 year old kept 'forgetting' to wash his hands after using the toilet and kept 'forgetting' to wear his undies.  Very cute? Very gross.